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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6722 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Votes: | 2818 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
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