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Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	302336
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Potions Brewed:	70
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ores Mined:	9882	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Animals Bred:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5254	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	7537	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!