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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1570 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
