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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3449 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.