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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Emeralds Found:	8667
Mines Excavated:	1555	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	475
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	280
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Life-Changing mountable Minecraft Servers

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

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BlockyBoomers

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KimJongUnChonkRx

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PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

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Titan Remade

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

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NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3088
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchantments Applied:	208	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1996	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	628
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13