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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9549 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest system that will take you on wild adventures through enchanted forests, haunted caves, and even a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life! Just remember, no seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates allowed. And make sure to lurk for 2 months before posting – it’s a rite of passage, trust us.