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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!
Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

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Fan of the Blocks 1.21.2
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Yo, bro, if you wanna be the biggest fan of this Minecraft server, then you gotta join now! Why? Because we got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. I’m not even kidding, it’s like a freakin’ animal talent show up in here. And guess what? The creepers don’t even explode, they just wanna give you a hug. It’s like a love fest, man. So come on, join the madness and become the ultimate fan of this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server!

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Screaming Schizo Land
coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, forgiveness, inner peace, Land, letting go, mental fortitude, mental health, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, Schizo, schizophrenia, screaming, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, Therapy
Yo yo yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers be creepin’ and the zombies be zombin’! Forget about all that drama from two years ago, come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures. Build, mine, and survive with a community of fellow gamers who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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BabyShowerDrama Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of attending baby showers and pretending to be happy for all those fertile people popping out babies left and right? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those baby shower blues behind!
On our server, you can build your own virtual baby-free paradise where the only thing multiplying is your pixelated crops. No need to put on a fake smile or hide your tears here – just pure, baby-free fun!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even cure PCOS and grant you the ability to conceive in the virtual world. Who needs fertility specialists when you have Minecraft, right?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to baby showers and hello to a world where the only thing growing is your epic Minecraft empire. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than watching someone else open yet another pack of baby onesies.

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SisTripGoneWrongCraft
alcohol consumption, Communication Issues, cruise vacation, family conflicts, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family vacations, hypothetical situations, responsible drinking, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sister bonding, sister conflict, sister trip, sister-in-law dynamics, SisTripGoneWrongCraft, vacation disagreements, vacation planning
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of these four sisters.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through sibling rivalry and unexpected guests. Will you be the peacemaker, or will you stir up even more chaos?
Embark on this epic journey with us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top. Who knows, you might even encounter a messy drunk player who needs someone to look after them!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft. Remember, it’s not just about building, it’s about surviving the madness!

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PuppyFailsMC
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Are you tired of your dog’s antics and looking for a break? Join our Minecraft server where dogs are not allowed to cause chaos! We’ve had players tell us stories of their dogs trying to mine diamonds with their paws, getting stuck in lava pits because they thought it was a hot tub, and even attempting to build their own doggy kingdom out of bones. Don’t let your dog’s silly behavior ruin your gaming experience, come join us where the only crazy thing you’ll see is the size of our epic builds!

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Crafty Medics: Saving Lives & Blocks
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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride of craziness and fun! Our players are like female physicians in the U.S., they be survivin’ and thrivin’ in this virtual world like no other! But watch out, cuz if u ain’t careful, u might just end up like a male physician with a lower suicide rate, still kickin’ it and havin’ a blast! So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen and every block holds a surprise!

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LoonyMC
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A fun 24/7 minecraft server with cool features! Skyblock Server Factions Server Event Server A fun and active community with a fantastic staff team! Regular fun giveaways and events! Who are we looking for? Players: you! Partners Minecraft Builders Minecraft Java Developers Minecraft Texturepack Designers Moderators mc 1.20.4 IP play.loonyMC.nl
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Medieval Smp

+18, Ars Novo, ASOIF, Community, Create, Discord, game of thrones, Houses, iceandfire, invasions, Ip:, Iron spell books, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Origins, smp, White Walker

Medieval Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack	IceAndFire, Ars Novo, Iron spell books, Create, Origins
Theme	Game of Thrones / ASOIF Lore
Features	Weekly lore events, Houses based on Game of Thrones, White walker invasions
Community	18+ age requirement, Discord community

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP address 88.211.212.7:25565.

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes IceAndFire, Ars Novo, Iron spell books, Create, and Origins.

3. What is the theme of the server?

The server is heavily inspired by Game of Thrones / ASOIF Lore.

4. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server has an age requirement of 18+.

5. How can I participate in white walker invasions?

You can stand together with other players to defend against white walker invasions during events.

6. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/h3fqSey8

Eternal Legacy 1.21.4
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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! Imagine building your own roller coaster while riding a flying pig, yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find here! And guess what? We’re still #1, like, how is that even possible? But it is, so come join us and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

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MansionSoloMinecraftSMP
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OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this, but I won a contest to live in a luxury mansion in this EPIC Minecraft SMP for a whole year! And get this, I’m all alone in this massive mansion, like no one else around, just me and all this luxury.
I’m talking diamond chandeliers, emerald-encrusted toilets, and a pool filled with golden apples. It’s like living in a castle made of enchanted blocks or something. And the best part is, there’s no creepers or zombies trying to ruin my vibe.
So, how do I make the most of it? Well, first off, I’m gonna throw the most epic parties ever. Like, invite all the villagers from nearby and have a DJ booth with jukeboxes playing disc 11 on repeat. And then, I’ll start a llama racing track in the backyard because why not, right?
Oh, and did I mention the secret passageways in the mansion that lead to hidden treasure rooms? Yeah, I’ll be spending a lot of time exploring those for sure. And maybe I’ll even start a llama racing league with the villagers, who knows?
But yeah, if you want to join me in this crazy adventure, hit me up and let’s make this luxury mansion even more lit! Let’s goooooo! 🎉🏰💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LivingTheLuxuryLife

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