most powerful ancient weapons Minecraft Servers

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	3197	Magic Items Found:	8219
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!

CookingMamaNeedsHelp

advice, Allergies, apologizing, childhood friends, Communication, concern for others, Cooking, CookingMamaNeedsHelp, Eating disorders, food allergies, friendship, health concerns, meal planning, meal preparation, overstepping, parenting, picky eaters, preservatives, school lunches, Support, TV dinners

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magic Items Found:	2821
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a delicious home-cooked meal? Look no further! Join our server for a taste of adventure and friendship, just like the heartwarming story of Sara and her newfound love for real food.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

absurd lie, CraftyLiar, deceitful lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, falsehood, fib, foolish lie, funny lie, idiotic lie, laughable lie, Minecraft, nonsensical lie, outrageous lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, Server, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, white lie

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Void Gems Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Insight, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, motivation, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positivity, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success tips, valuable advice, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	646329	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeper, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, Israelis, leader, leaked messages, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Politics, Reports, resistance, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Terrorism, wsj

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Villages Defended:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5084	Dragon Eggs Found:	9836
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

CreeperCeasefire: Negotiating Blocks & Details

arab-israeli conflict, blocks, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefire, Details, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiating, Négotiation, Official, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political negotiations, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, united nations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizazz? well come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics, and zombies trying to eat your brains like it’s a buffet!

join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.

plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.

PretendExpertCraft

Authenticity, Confidence, Deception, Expertise, Imposter, impostor syndrome, knowledge, PretendExpertCraft, pretending, subject matter

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mines Excavated:	2170	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition

age, aged mice, aging, aging effects, aging in humans, Edition, gut health, Gut microbes, gut microbiome, health, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory processes, MicrobeMayhem, microbial transplant, microbiology, microbiome changes, microbiota, research, study, Swap, systemwide inflammation, young mice

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.

come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.

so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉