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Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

Adult Owned, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, challenging fun, Crates, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Discord, EV Training, Friendly, gamble, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, join us, LGBTQ, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, Prize, Timber, trained staff, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7159
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dimension Hops:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mines Excavated:	2180	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!

NoDineOutWithoutMe

Boundaries, brunch plans, Communication, dining out, dinner plans, friendship, generational differences, guest behavior, guest etiquette, guest expectations, Hospitality, Hosting, hosting friends, NoDineOutWithoutMe, overnight guests, social norms, staying with friends, travel, uninviting guests, uninviting houseguests

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being treated like a free hotel by your so-called friends? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those ungrateful guests! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can overstay their welcome or mooch off of you for a fancy dinner in Sausalito.

On our server, you can create epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless worlds without worrying about unwanted house guests. Say goodbye to awkward brunch invitations and hello to a community of players who value your virtual hospitality.

So why wait? Join our server today and reclaim your virtual space from those pesky guests who just can’t take a hint. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama.

CraftyRulez Minecraft Server

Appropriate behavior, common courtesy, CraftyRulez, Manners, Minecraft, polite behavior, Server, social behavior, social conventions, social customs, social decorum, social etiquette, social expectations, social graces, social guidelines, Social Interaction, social mores, social niceties, social norms, social protocol, Social Skills, societal rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most important social rule of all time: never dig straight down! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that if you do, you’ll fall into a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and grooving zombies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even befriend a talking sheep who will give you hilarious life advice.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five for good luck.

BlockPartyCraft

Awareness, BlockPartyCraft, everyday luxuries, Gratitude, hidden advantages, hidden privileges, overlooked advantages, perspective, Privilege, societal advantages, societal blind spots, societal norms, taken for granted, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged perks, unappreciated benefits, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated privileges, unrecognized blessings, unrecognized opportunities

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.

Lula’s Crafty Mine Server

BLOODBATH, Brazil, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, elections, fear, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Latin America, leadership, Lula, Lulas, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.

and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

GazaCraft: NoHamasAllowed

Agreement, Alliance, Beijing deal, ceasefire efforts, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza government, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, NoHamasAllowed, opposition, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, post-war, regional stability, security concerns

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the drama like israel and beijing! we don’t let any pesky hamas ruin our post-war gaza government, just pure minecraft fun! build epic structures and battle creepers with your friends, no political alliances needed here! plus, our admins are like superheroes, always ready to swoop in and save the day! so come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Service Masters

best doctor, care, compassion, Dedication, Excellence, exceptional care, Expertise, Healthcare, high quality care, Masters, medical excellence, Medical Profession, occupation, outstanding service, patient care, Professionalism, service, servicing others, skill, top doctor, top-notch service

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Votes:	7323	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

join this minecraft server and be the best doctor in the world! you will heal players with your magical powers and they will never want to leave your side! you will be worshipped like a god and have a whole army of players following you around, begging for your healing touch. come join us and experience the ultimate power trip as the most amazing doctor in minecraft history!