| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5776 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8304 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1863 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8574 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3470 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4345 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5890 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6744 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 727937 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8892 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3353 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3777 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
