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Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP

CAR, car loans, deductible, economic policy, finance, financial news, Financial Planning, Fully, loan interest deduction, loans, Minecraft, personal finance, smp, tax benefits, tax breaks, tax deduction, tax deductions, tax policy, tax reform, tax savings, trump, Trump administration, Trump tweet, vehicle loans

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”

BELIEF, BLOCK, BUILD, dreams, empowerment, encouragement, enlightenment, Impact, inspiration, Inspirational, introspection, life changing, mindset, motivation, personal growth, perspective, philosophy, positivity, Quote, QuoteCraft, Reflection, self improvement, smp, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for some seriously wacky adventures! Join us if you want to discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!

CraftyCashCo

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, Bases, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Italian, lebanon, Meloni, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Peacekeeping, pm, protest, Server, summons, UNACCEPTABLE, Unifil, united nations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	7080
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

DragonToothDefenseMC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, Faust, google play, Guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchantments Applied:	224	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!