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Crafty Morning Madness: Where the Creepers are Late Sleepers!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2202	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4551	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is your enemies!

Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.

Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4517
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Animals Bred:	55	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	207455	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Animals Bred:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4355	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	3894

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crops Grown:	5157
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	120685	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5503	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7814
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.