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MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8856	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	184	Void Gems Collected:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	2377

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6205	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Zombie Dances:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	751188
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	1266	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

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