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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6804 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!