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SMPQueenBee: Minecraft SMP – >fatally shot by boyfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend’s name not mentioned, crime, Devastating, domestic violence, fatally shot, Grief, gtfatally, gun control, Gun Violence, HEARTBREAK, Homicide, Justice, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, relationship, SENSELESS, Shot, smp, SMPQueenBee, Tragedy, tragic, Victim, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being fatally shot by your boyfriend (whose name shall remain a mystery). But don’t worry, the toll has already been paid for this wild ride of a server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

SisTeaseGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Boundaries, canceling plans, communication preferences, condescension, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, family visit, hurt feelings, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, overreaction, phone calls, Respect, sensitivity, Server, sibling rivalry, SisTeaseGoneWrong, teasing, text messages, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where your sister can’t send condescending gifs to your wife! Our server is a safe haven for those who prefer phone calls over texting, where you can build your dream world without any annoying family members teasing you. Plus, if anyone dares to make fun of your communication preferences, you can just block them with the click of a button! Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where you can play in peace. Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

WeddingCraft: No Intellect, No Invite!

acceptance, autism, Boundaries, discrimination, family dynamics, group home, high functioning, inclusion, INTELLECT, intellectual disability, intellectually disabled, intellectually disabled partner, invite, major corporation, Narcissistic, relationships, Rude, social stigma, special needs, STEM doctorate, Understanding, wedding ban, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, twists, and turns at every corner.

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!

BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP

breakup haircut, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup reinvention, breakup self-care, breakup style transformation, BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP, confidence boost, emotional hair changes, Hair Transformations, male fashion, male grooming, Male self improvement, male self-care, male self-confidence, male self-esteem, men’s hairstyles, men’s mental health, new beginnings, post-breakup makeover, self-care

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	1376
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Because nothing says “I’m over it” like building a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our community is full of players who will support you through your post-breakup Minecraft therapy sessions. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away those heartbreak blues together!

DrunkCraft: The Bar Brawl Server

abhorrent actions, alcohol-induced antics, appalling actions, bar, brawl, disgraceful behavior, disgusting actions, disturbing actions, drunk behavior, DrunkCraft, drunken shenanigans, embarrassing moments, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, intoxicated behavior, nauseating behavior, outrageous behavior, public intoxication, repulsive behavior, revolting actions, Server, shameful behavior, shocking behavior, vile actions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11

Have you ever seen a drunk player in Minecraft try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, our exclusive “Drunk Minecraft Olympics” event will have you laughing until you cry as players compete in ridiculous challenges while under the influence. So come on over and see what all the drunken shenanigans are about – just make sure to watch your back around those pigs!

NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection

autonomic nervous system, Body, Brain, breathing exercises, Communication, Connection, fight or flight response, health, holistic health, longest nerve, meditation, mental health, mind-body connection, MindBody, NerveCraft, nervous system, neuroscience, parasympathetic nervous system, physical health, Relaxation, stress response, vagus nerve, wellness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!

imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	383928

Windpress is a publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality books on a wide range of topics. With a focus on innovation and creativity, Windpress strives to bring unique and engaging content to readers around the world. Their team of experienced professionals works tirelessly to ensure that each book is meticulously crafted and meets the highest standards of quality. Through their dedication to excellence, Windpress continues to make a mark in the publishing industry.

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBT+ Friendly Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord communication, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, Ledger, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	117
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (hosted on 1.21)
Members	350 server members, 550 total members

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply through the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Private ticket system
Diamond economy
Anti-Xray plugins
Organized events
Pokemon channel

Are there any mini seasons in the server?

Yes, mini seasons are held to bridge the gaps between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes like space, magic, etc.

How important is Discord for the server?

Discord is essential for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server, but there is also a Discord Member role available for chatting and breaks from playing.

AffordableCraft Minecraft Server

affordable, affordable education, affordable future, affordable healthcare, affordable housing, affordable initiatives, affordable lifestyle, affordable living, affordable opportunities, affordable options, affordable policies, affordable prices, affordable products, affordable resources, affordable services, affordable solutions, AffordableCraft, America, Economy, Make America Affordable Again, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	7312	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchantments and potions? Look no further, because on our server, we’re making America affordable again! Join us for a wild ride where you can trade your useless dirt blocks for valuable resources, thanks to our revolutionary economy system.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – WowCraft SMP – The World of Minecraft Generators

August Trading Post, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Cinematic, Gaming Community, Gaming news, Generators, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, mmorpg, Official WoW News, online gaming, smp, Stormhammer, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, video games, warcraft lore, weapon transmog, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft Gener, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4064
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to ride a Korkron Nightsaber into battle? We got you covered. How about wielding a Stormhammer weapon transmog? We’ve got that too!

Our server is like no other, with events that will blow your mind and challenges that will test your skills to the max. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret portal to the World of Warcraft… 😉