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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9064 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.
imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.
plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.
so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.
