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CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5554
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	50	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

ARAALDD, ARIDSHUVUUUUU, ASAHHH, BOGGDDD, CHIINNNGGH, CHINNNNG, CHOOONNNN, crazy, DELKHIDEEEG, EEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRR, EYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, EZZEENN, GANBOLLLLDD, heyy, HICHEENEG, HIMOORAA, Hoodoo, HUCCHHHHT, ISAAAYYY, ISSKHAAAA, MENNDDAY, Minecraft, MONGOLL, NNGALLLL, RELEHEGGG, SEEEEENNNN, Server, SHIGGGGIII, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, TENGAREE, throat singing, TMESSNIIIID, UNNDDAAAAAAASSSSS, WOHHNNN, ZAYATTAI

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Farms Harvested:	390	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3614	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!