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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3227 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6602 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!
And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!