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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8969 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!
Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.
So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!