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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4876 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1674 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.