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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5157	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	3551	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	2755
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2736	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	192

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	3405	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

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AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7159	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Populate This Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mines Excavated:	4478
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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HoloCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about bridesmaids drama like this poor 27F. Instead, you can focus on building the Minecraft castle of your dreams without any toxic relationships holding you back.

Forget about unstable jobs and borrowing money for alcohol and gambling, on our server, the only currency is diamonds and the only job you need is to have fun!

Join us now and escape the real world drama for a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who needs a bridesmaid dress when you can have a diamond armor set instead?