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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Azura’s Mispronounced Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where khajiits roam the lands and pronounce Azura’s name wrong just for fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of khajiits appear, singing Azura’s name in the most hilarious way possible. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the mispronunciation madness!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where the Endermen are the best dancers! So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and experience the chaos for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mispronounce Azura’s name together!

MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

NoRegretsCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this friendship? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft your way through crazy situations just like this one.

Just like this friend, our server has unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual argument over which block to use for your castle!

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always take a break and explore our world filled with unique activities. Just like trying out new foods, trying out new challenges in Minecraft can be a fun and exciting experience.

So come join us on our server, where friendships may be tested, but the fun never ends. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – unlike this unfortunate real-life situation.

ComplimentCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crops Grown:	3320	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	2586	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	890	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you’ll never look at a regular old dirt block the same way again.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old rules and facts? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with outrageous claims and debunked scientific theories! Join us and discover a world where gravity is optional, pigs can fly, and diamonds are actually made of cheese.

We have a community of players who are dedicated to proving that the Earth is flat in Minecraft, and we hold regular events where we try to reach the edge of the world (spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist). Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Sheep, a mythical creature that roams the land setting everything on fire with its wooly powers.

So if you’re ready to throw science out the window and embrace the absurd, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by lava sheep).

DisagreeCraft: Where Opposites Attract!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8668	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

So, like, u should totally join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz, like, u gonna learn so much from all the peeps who don’t agree with u. like, they gonna be all, “no, that’s not how u build a house, u gotta use pink wool, not blue wool, u silly goose.” and u gonna be all, “whaaaaat? pink wool is for losers, blue wool is where it’s at, bro.” and then, like, u gonna have this epic build off and see who’s house is the coolest.

But, like, that’s not all, cuz this server is full of wacky adventures and quests. like, one time, i heard this story about a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and, like, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. so, like, if u think u got what it takes, come join us and embark on this wild journey.

And, like, did i mention the parties? oh man, the parties on this server are lit af. we got disco balls, fireworks, and even a petting zoo with llamas and pandas. so, like, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, u know where to find us.

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QuantumCraft Rotation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Ores Mined:	4864	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, liek, this server is so lit that even physicists are using quantum entanglement to measure earth’s rotation just to play on it. imagine, you could be mining diamonds while the smart peeps are trying to figure out how fast we’re spinning. join now and be part of this crazy, mind-bending experience. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secrets of the universe while building your epic castle. just sayin’.

The Flat Earth Society: Where Chaos Reigns and Resets are Nonexistent!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4591
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	13

The Superflat Experiment Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Server Type	Minecraft
Server Age	2 years
IP Address	Superflat.world
Discord Server	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

What is The Superflat Experiment?

The Superflat Experiment is a Minecraft server with a rich 2-year history that offers more than just Dirt and Grass. It features all possible structures in a superflat world and is community-driven.

Can I use utility mods on the server?

Players are allowed to use utility mods such as Meteor client, but there is an anti-cheat system in place to limit their effectiveness. Hacked clients are discouraged.

How can I join the server?

You can join The Superflat Experiment by connecting to Superflat.world using your Minecraft client.

Is there a gallery of the server?

Yes, you can view the server gallery at imgur.com/a/superflat-experiment-Q7Uh6rA.

SquidSlayers Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by a giant squid every time you try to explore the ocean in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have trained dolphins that will ride into battle with you against those pesky squids. Join us and become the ultimate squid slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night. Dive deep into the ocean and party like a fish with your new aquatic friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet shark. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and conquer the giant squid once and for all!

CraftyImmigrationMC Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	205127	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.