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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2412 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
