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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8689 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just building ur lil house and mining ur lil diamonds and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could also prevent gum disease and strokes at the same time!! like, how crazy is that??
on this server, we got this magic potion that not only gives u superpowers in the game but also makes ur teeth sparkle like diamonds and keeps ur gums healthy af. so, like, u can be slaying zombies and creepers while also preventing gum disease. like, who else can say that??
and get this, if u join our server, u get a chance to win a trip to the moon in real life!! yeah, u heard me right. we got this secret warp portal that takes u straight to the moon where u can mine moon rocks and build a moon base. it’s outta this world, literally!!
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, prevent gum disease, and win a trip to the moon, then u gotta join our server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!
