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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3107 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!