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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6126 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 648 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
