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  • SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

    SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6717
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 56
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 868
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Runes Activated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3789
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dimension Hops: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 751
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2833
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2176
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7935
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2595 Gods Slained: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5019
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1317
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6783
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8403 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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