Mommy Jade MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

mom life, Mommy, busy mom, jade, Motherhood

Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

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AttractiveMan Minecraft Server

societal expectations, social norms, unattractive man, cultural standards, self esteem

Are you tired of being a not-so-attractive man in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a dashing prince charming or a ruggedly handsome pirate? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and escape the harsh realities of your unattractive existence. Build yourself a castle fit for a king, or sail the high seas in search of treasure and adventure. Who needs real life when you can be a total stud in the virtual world?

So come on, leave your unattractive self behind and join us on the most fabulous Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels of the game!

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CharmedCraft SMP: Third Time’s the Minecraft Charm

third time’s the charm question, perseverance sayings, perseverance phrases, smp, luck meaning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been waiting for!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the pigs or the llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe the third time really is the charm!

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CraftyCousinInterventionLOL

CraftyCousinInterventionLOL, earwax overproduction, laughing in face, vertigo, personal medical issue

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of unique conditions! Join us if you have an overproduction of earwax like our admin (27M) who has to do the earwax dance every other day. 🕺💦

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂

Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂

Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂

So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮

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CraftyBlockheads

social media balance, social media influence, social media stress, social media habits, social media cleanse

Are you tired of all the drama and fake news on social media? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have a good time? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop!

Life after deleting social media has been like a breath of fresh air for our players. No more endless scrolling through pointless posts or getting into arguments with strangers online. Instead, they spend their days exploring our server, battling dragons, and building epic structures.

One player even told us that since deleting social media, they’ve become a master builder in Minecraft and have created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Another player said that they finally have time to focus on their real-life relationships and have even started a Minecraft-themed book club with their friends.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drama and join a community of like-minded players who just want to have fun, then come join our Minecraft server. Who needs social media when you have virtual worlds to explore and friends to make?

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HugCraft: Where Casual Sex is Normal

HugCraft, sex, physical affection, Human Behavior, personal space

Yo, on dis server, we don’t just give hugs, we give virtual hugs in Minecraft! Imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant hug from a pixelated creeper, ain’t that a sight to see? Plus, we got a whole town dedicated to hugging, where you can build a house made entirely out of hugs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.

So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?

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Cozy

bedrock, Server, Active Staff, Skyblock, Community

Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!

Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.

Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net

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GreenCraft SMP – where semi-vanilla means half chocolate and half green beans!

GreenCraft, alliances, Crates, java, union
Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Platform IP Port

Java 151.80.47.150:25643 N/A

Bedrock 151.80.47.150 27049

Overview:

Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.

Features:
FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.

3. What rewards can I win in events?

Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.

4. Are there specific rules for the server?

Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.
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QueerCraft Minecraft Server

Nerissa, Lesbian jokes, Stereotypes, Shiori, comedy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

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AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

Anime back, fuck, olympics, delayed, Shit

Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

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Platform	IP	Port
Java	151.80.47.150:25643	N/A
Bedrock	151.80.47.150	27049

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Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Overview:

Features:

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

3. What rewards can I win in events?

4. Are there specific rules for the server?