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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2374 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.