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Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9003	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4561
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5166	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crops Grown:	8527	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Votes:	9537

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!