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BlockyParentProbs

anger problems, bill, BlockyParentProbs, child safety, college, control, CPS, Dogs, Financial Stability, going no contact, limiting contact, no contact, non-traditional, offensive comments, parents, professional counselor, relationship, research assistant, screaming, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Farms Harvested:	310
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any judgment or drama from your parents.

Imagine a world where you can build a beautiful non-traditional wedding venue without anyone telling you to “control your woman.” Picture a place where your dogs can roam freely and happily without anyone suggesting you rehome them for the safety of your baby. On our server, you can create the perfect family life without any interference from meddling parents.

And if things ever get too heated, just remember that you can always call CPS on your virtual parents in retaliation. Just kidding! But seriously, join our server and leave all that family drama behind. You deserve a break from all that nonsense.

ToxicFriendz Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, BETRAYAL, deceitful, dishonesty, disloyalty, fair-weather friend, fake friend, Frenemy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative influence, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friendship, toxic relationship, ToxicFriendz, two-faced, unhealthy friendship, unreliable, unsupportive, untrustworthy, worst friend

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun! Like, seriously, the worst friend I ever had was like a creeper on steroids, always blowing up my stuff and stealing my diamonds. But on this server, we have a secret weapon against griefers – a pack of wild wolves that will hunt them down and teach them a lesson! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure every time you log on. So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, because who needs toxic friends when you can have epic Minecraft adventures instead, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

PhillyFlameShowdown

aftermath, aftermath of game, celebration, Championship, city, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fire, Game, Philadelphia, Philadelphia celebration, Philadelphia championship, Philadelphia fans, Philadelphia sports, Philadelphia team, Philadelphia victory, PhillyFlameShowdown, post game, sports, TEAM, Victory

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing on fire is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to set Philadelphia on fire after every game! That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level with epic battles that will leave the city in flames (figuratively, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of explosions. Who needs fireworks when you have our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s burn Philadelphia to the ground…virtually, of course!

BoobyTrapFPV_ops

Attack, booby-trapped, BoobyTrapFPV_ops, cybersecurity, Defense, drone operators, Drones, Espionage, fpv goggles, Military, remote control, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	83	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

omg u gotta join dis server cuz we got russian drone operators who got booby-trapped fpv goggles, like wut even is dat?? u can fly drones and try not to explode ur face off, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft, so epiccccc. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u gotta solve riddles to find it, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. join now or u’ll miss out on all the craziness, trust meeee.

ChairSMP

Active, Casual, ChairSMP, Community, community-driven, Content Creator, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Join, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, paid, Performance, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3159
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi Vanilla with lifesteal and other plugins
Membership	Paid server with great performance
Content Creator	Accepting all members, content creator or not

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/gNgaBm4TWe to get started
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join the server
What type of plugins are available?	Currently, there are lifesteal and other minor plugins active on the server
How is the server performance?	As a paid server, the performance is great and ensures smooth gameplay

ManlyCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Confidence, conformity, Country, cultural norms, doubt, gender, Gender Roles, heteronormativity, Identity, man, manly, ManlyCraft, masculine, Masculinity, masculinity stereotypes, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, societal expectations, Straight.., Traditional

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	4111	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re all about flexing your manliness and never questioning your gender, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Like, seriously, it’s the manliest server out there, no doubt about it.

We’ve got so many testosterone-filled activities that will make you feel like the manliest man in the universe. From building epic fortresses to battling fierce mobs, this server is where all the alpha males hang out.

And don’t even get me started on the bro camaraderie you’ll experience here. It’s like a brotherhood of manly men who never question their gender.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner macho man and dominate the Minecraft world, then join us on this server. It’s where the real men play, no doubt about it.

ViolaCraft vs. ViennaCraft

aita, Alexander, baby names, birth month, celeste, DAUGHTER, family drama, FEBRUARY, flower, kai, Naming, Nickname, parenting, sibling rivalry, sister, sisterly dispute, V, vi, vienna, ViennaCraft, ViolaCraft, Violet

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where we have more family drama than a soap opera! We’ve got a 28-year-old player about to have her second kid, and her little sister is already causing chaos over baby names. Will it be Violet or Vienna? Will the nickname be Vi or V? The suspense is killing us! Join now for a front-row seat to the most ridiculous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment?

HateEatingVeggiesMC SMP

childhood aversions, childhood dislikes, childhood food, childhood meals, childhood memories, childhood tastes, eating habits, food aversions, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food memories, food preferences, HateEatingVeggiesMC, lingering dislikes, never liked, picky eater, smp, stubborn eater, taste buds, taste preferences

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	150	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride pigs into battle against creepers. It’s like a total adrenaline rush, bro.

And the best part is, we have this rule where if you don’t bring your own pet chicken to the server, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories while fighting off zombie hoards. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Lamar’s Halftime Show

creeper, crowd reaction, Energetic, Entertainment, Halftime, halftime entertainment, halftime extravaganza, halftime show, Hip Hop, kendrick lamar, Lamars, live performance, Music, NFL, Opinions, Performance, pop culture, Rap, reviews, Show, showmanship, sports, stage presence, super bowl

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Yo, forget about the Super Bowl halftime show, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time watching Kendrick Lamar when you could be building epic pixel art of him in our world? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you mine diamonds with your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within our virtual caves – some say it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! So what are you waiting for? Leave the Super Bowl behind and come join the real party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyTradeWars

#announcement, Agreement, Business, Commerce, CraftyTradeWars, Economy, economy growth, export, global trade, Import, international relations, market, negotiations, new, policy, sanctions, Tariffs, trade tariffs, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trade tariffs than trump himself! build your own wall to keep out pesky mobs and make minecraft great again! trade with other players for rare items and resources, but watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your diamonds! join now and make minecraft trade great again!