Welcome to CosmicLifeStealMC, the ultimate LifeSteal PvP experience where every kill makes you stronger! Battle against fierce opponents, steal their hearts, and climb the ranks to prove your dominance.
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CosmicLifeStealMC
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RetroCraft Generation 1.20
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a time machine back to the 90s-00s when we were all just innocent kids playing outside and not caring about race. But now, we’re rewarded with some crazy racial drama, genocidal haters, and discrimination like never before. It’s like a twisted version of the past that you never knew you needed in your life. Join now and let the chaos begin!
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SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad
Are you tired of dealing with manipulative stepdaughters who fake illnesses to get out of school? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world with no fake stomach aches in sight. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who try to pull a fast one like this stepdaughter.We have a strict no lying, cheating, or manipulating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from any sneaky schemes. Plus, we offer a special bonus for all players who can resist the temptation of dairy and gluten – unlimited access to your cell phone and friend’s houses!
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be faking is your mining skills!
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BlockyBirds & The Bees
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
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SunbathingBuddiesMC
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣
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Milestone Breaker: Faith’s Drafting Dream
hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see a female athlete break the 4-minute mile barrier in minecraft? well, on our server, anything is possible! join us and witness Faith Kipyegon shatter records with improved aerodynamic drafting, like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? come be a part of history in the making and see just how fast she can run in our virtual world. don’t miss out on this epic event, join now and be amazed!
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Iris Network
Iris Network – Private Project For Friends. Lifesteal Server with a lot of custom textures and mobs.
irissmp.online
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Vtuber Mahjong Haven 1.21.3
Join our Minecraft server for the Raspberries Edition! Why? Because our streams are so lit, you’ll be like “PFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFPPHHHHHHHH”! Plus, we have jong chuubas that will blow your mind, like seriously, they’re WIP but trust me, they’re worth it. And guess what? Dofume is hosting a tournament, so you better join before it’s too late! Also, Kaavi’s fortune says you’ll lose, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on the server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dogs over nephews and luxury vacations over college funds! Join us if you want to be part of a community that understands the true importance of brand name bags and overseas trips.Our server is the perfect place for those who prioritize treating sick dogs over funding college educations. We don’t judge you for favoring your furry friends over your human relatives – in fact, we celebrate it!
So come on over and build your dream world where dogs reign supreme and college funds are a thing of the past. Who needs a degree when you have a loyal pup by your side? Join now and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend!
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BlockySecrets
Are you tired of holding back your true feelings? Do you have a burning desire to unleash your inner savage without any repercussions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and send anonymous messages to anyone in your life without fear of consequences. Want to tell your boss they’re a potato in disguise? Done. Need to confess your love to your crush’s pet goldfish? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme. Join now and let the madness begin!