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SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	1993
Potions Brewed:	112	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3115	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Emeralds Found:	3611	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1549
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	395	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!