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SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft

Beliefs, biggest lie, BigLieMinecraft, Deception, falsehoods, misconceptions, societal brainwashing, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal control, societal deceptions, societal expectations, societal illusions, societal indoctrination, societal lies, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal propaganda, societal truths, society, SocietySMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Votes:	6157
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8101	Farms Harvested:	771
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	5536
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!

SnakeOilCraft

beauty, consumerism, Deception, Dietary supplements, Disappointment, disillusionment, false advertising, fraudulent, haircare, health, holistic medicine, Marketing, misleading, overhyped, placebo effect, product, scam, skincare, snake oil, SnakeOilCraft, wellness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!

Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.

So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

Pixel Pals Craft Club

Axon Body 3, body camera, club, Craft, digital watermark, evidence collection, law enforcement, old school, Outdated, PALS, PIXEL, police equipment, Retro, screen recording, SECURITY, software, Surveillance, Technology, Unregistered HyperCam 2, Video editing, Video recording, video software, vintage, watermark

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Enchantments Applied:	274	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT MAKES HEROBRINE LOOK LIKE A NOOB!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!

ChemicalCraft: Break & Transform

#sustainability, Bacteria, bioremediation, bond-breaking, Break, Breakthrough, byproducts, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, forever chemicals, identified, innovation, PFAS, Pollution, remediation, research, scientists, Strain, TOXIC, transform, transformation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can turn nasty chemicals into sparkly rainbows!

imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a patch of forever chemicals, only for our bacteria buddies to swoop in and save the day!

we’ve got crazy scientists working around the clock to make sure our world is clean and safe for all players.

come join the fun and see what other wild and wacky surprises await you on our server!

Lunar Heart Edition 1.20.6

1.20.6, Edition, froot, geega, haruka, Heart, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Lunar, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server! We got VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Michi signing posters while yapping, Hotaru playing Persona 4 Golden, and Nagi, Peke, and Hestia completing the Novalap! It’s a wild ride, so join us and keep it comfy by ignoring bait and being excellent to each other.

Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen are all here to entertain you! Watch them on Twitch and YouTube and dive into the madness.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and let’s have a blast together in this insane Minecraft world!

GF Vocab Flexer Server

ANNOYING, apartment, arguments, Boundaries, CHANGE, comfort, Communication, compromise, Correct, dorms, Flexer, Girlfriend, home, Introverts, Major, parents’ house, relationship, Server, social battery, Understanding, University, vocab, vocabulary

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4185	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of arguing with your girlfriend over the proper name for your apartment? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and call it whatever you want – whether it’s “my apartment”, “my home”, or even “my fortress of solitude”. No one will judge you for your vocabulary choices here!

Plus, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate dream home, complete with secret passageways, trap doors, and a lava moat to keep out unwanted guests (like nosy girlfriends).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the apartment naming arguments behind. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual home that you can both agree on!

PixelLoveCraft

lack of appreciation, lack of boundaries, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of honesty, lack of intimacy, lack of passion, lack of patience, lack of quality time, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of vulnerability, PixelLoveCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	2735
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

The no.1 thing lacking in relationships nowadays is definitely the lack of Minecraft bonding time! But fear not, our server is here to save the day! Join us for a chance to build your love with your partner brick by brick, mine by mine. Who needs couples therapy when you can work out your issues in a virtual world filled with creepers and zombies? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not impress your significant other with some shiny virtual bling? Join us now and watch your relationship level up faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, power struggle, pro-Russian politician, Russian influence, Server, step down, Ukraine, Ultimatum, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	489597
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this totally epic Minecraft server, and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly Zelensky himself pops up in the chat. He’s all like, “Yo, I was totally given an ultimatum by the Kremlin to step down and let some pro-Russian dude take over.” And you’re just like, “What the heck, Zelensky, this is a Minecraft server, not a political drama!” But then he’s like, “Nah, man, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF. Plus, I’ll give you insider info on all the crazy stuff happening in the world.” So, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a political thriller, but way more fun. Plus, who knows what other world leaders might pop up next? It’s a wild ride, my dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

UkraineCraft2020

aggression, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Négotiation, Politics, provocation, response, russia, Statement, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine was like, fighting back against russia and stuff? well, trump was all like, nah, ukraine shouldn’t have done that. but like, who cares about that drama when u can join this epic minecraft server instead?! like, seriously, u gotta join cuz we have the craziest adventures and the most lit parties in all of minecraft land. plus, u get to build ur own castle and ride on unicorns and stuff. so forget about politics and come join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Magma Islands – Hot & Ancient

Ancient, cold regions, continent size, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, earth’s structure, fast flowing, geological discovery, geology, geophysical anomalies, half a billion years old, hot, hot regions, Islands, Magma, mantle dynamics, plate tectonics, scientific research, sunken plates, tectonic plates, thermal convection, well-mixed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Ever heard of a Minecraft server where the Earth’s mantle has two massive ‘islands’ the size of continents? Yea, that’s right! And get this, these regions are hotter than a ghost pepper dipped in lava and ancient AF, like at least half a billion years old.

We ain’t talking about your average Minecraft server here, folks. We’re talking about a server where the laws of physics take a backseat and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us on this wild ride as we explore these mind-blowing islands and defy the very foundations of Earth’s mantle.

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by creepers? Yea, you heard me right.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let’s shake things up in the Earth’s mantle like never before! Let’s get this party started, baby!