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BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	159950	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	262	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	159

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyNostalgia

2000s music, 2000s trends, 90s fashion, 90s trends, BlockyNostalgia, COMEBACK, cultural resurgence, fashion, fashion comeback, iconic, Music, music comeback, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trends, vintage

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6271	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

BirdFluCrew

bird flu, bird flu symptoms, BirdFluCrew, Contagious disease, exposure, flu outbreak, flu prevention, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers health, healthcare workers safety, Illness, infection, Infectious Disease, medical professionals, medical staff, outbreak, respiratory illness, Symptoms

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	1072
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

+18, Application Process, Characters, club, Community, Events, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, Online webmap, optimization mods, Player-ran shops, players drop heads, Projects, server specs, Shady, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Tweaks, vanilla parity, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	259	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Star Shards Collected:	210

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Generation EONIA, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, prima, Production Kawaii, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, Tomoe Carmine, Ultimate, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

activism, Adventure, bastards, citizen empowerment, community involvement, demanding justice, do something, fighting back, general, general public, grassroots movement, holding accountable, Joe, joe six pack, Making A Difference, Minecraft, Pack, Political Engagement, public action, public outcry, Publics, smp, social change, social responsibility, standing up, step in, taking a stand

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9020	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!