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EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Votes:	8401	Dragon Eggs Found:	6625

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crops Grown:	3967
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	4268	Wilderness Tamed:	18

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	838199
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	7778
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	2886
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6542	Dragon Eggs Found:	9559
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1981
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!