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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Emeralds Found:	2313	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	604	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2400	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	142	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	4705
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	521746	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!