Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.
So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!
Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.
So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.
Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.
So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!