Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.
So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!
Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.
So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.
Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.
So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!
Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
# Salmon Society SMP
Hello everyone!
Welcome to Salmon Society, a whitelisted vanilla SMP server! They are on the lookout for more like-minded players to join their fun crew.
## About the Server
– Age: Running for 2.5 months – Style: HermitCraft inspired – Features: Cool builds, shopping spots, and fun chaos!
## Join Us!
They are opening spots for new members who love all playstyles: – Building – Redstone – Lore – Trading – Exploring – Just chilling
### Player Happiness
They care about player happiness. Everyone should feel welcome. If someone can’t act like a decent human, they might get a warning or even removed from the whitelist.
New Rule: There is now a 16+ age limit to keep things mature.
## What Salmon Society Offers
– A friendly, trust-based community – Hermitcraft-style play with shared projects – Quality-of-life datapacks (not game-breaking) – Simple Voice Chat for fun chats – Active Discord with a short app for cozy vibes – A council to help players with issues
## Server Info
– Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands – Timezone: Most players are in CEST, but all are welcome! Members from Europe, the US, and Australia join in. – Platform: Java
They seek respectful and collaborative players for a long-term, community-driven server. No drama, no cheating, no stealing—just a great place to enjoy Minecraft!
Hope to see you around! Let’s build something amazing together!
A chill place for all Minecrafters!
Started in Oct 2021, LanderYT SMP is all about fun and good vibes. We want more pals to join our crew!
We hold fun events with rewards like event coins to buy shulker boxes and cool stuff!
We are 8 months old and looking to reset in 2-3 months. Our staff is here to help keep the peace.
Fill out a detailed app to join. We look at your playstyle and past server fun!
Join our Discord: Click Here!
The fun just started! Server opened yesterday! 🎉
We need new players! Join a chill crew and make some pals.
This server is 100% vanilla and part of a cool project that’s been going for over 3 years. Now is the best time to jump in!
Hop into our Discord and we’ll get you whitelisted fast!
JOIN THE DISCORD: https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp
Type: Semi-vanilla Game Mode: Towny, Worldbuilding, Nationbuilding
Overview Celestia Worldbuilding is a fresh Minecraft survival server set to launch in a month. It’s for those who want more than just the usual SMP. In this world, players are the heart. It’s a stage for storytellers, planners, explorers, and smart thinkers. Everything in Celestia is made to last, mean something, and be linked. Cities hold tales. Libraries fill with books. Players shape the borders. The story is yours to tell.
Key Features
What You Can Do
Every action helps the world grow with you.
Join the First Players Right now, they’re gathering the first crew. These are the folks who will set the vibe, shape nations, and create the first legends. If you ever wanted to build something real in Minecraft—a capital city, a culture, or a myth—this is your shot.
Join Us Hop into the Discord to save your spot in Celestia before it kicks off: Discord Link
Get ready for a world where your choices matter!