moe anthropomorphism Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ores Mined:	9988	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	912855	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	3231	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	New Chunks Explored:	160663
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

Adult, Adults, Central US, ChildlessCraft, common sense, Community, Discord, ETHICAL, Experience, games, hard difficulty, Kids, Minecraft, Mines, passionate, RACK, respectful, rules, Server, Survival, Unique, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.