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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4268 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.