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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1860 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.
we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.
but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.
