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The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	1289	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4577
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4662
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2548
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	305728	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	7717
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extraction

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.