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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5125 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.
