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Historically Accurate Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Towns Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3816

Welcome to our totally historically accurate Minecraft server! Join us as we transport you back to the 15th century Bohemia, where everyone speaks modern English for some reason.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that buried deep within the virtual forests of Bohemia lies a diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, FLY! Who needs wings when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their hidden piggy palace and pass their bacon-themed challenges to claim your riches.

So come on down to our historically inaccurate, but incredibly fun Minecraft server. Who needs accuracy when you have flying diamond swords and talking pigs, am I right?

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1921	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Farms Harvested:	884
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2447	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

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The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mines Excavated:	4459
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world of the Tangles, and navigate the twisted political realities of various factions. The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.

Server Information:

Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer:

Watch the trailer here

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Players can join factions, battle through dungeons with allies, explore a shattered world, and engage in political intrigue.
How can I join the server?	Connect using the Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us and join the Discord for updates and community engagement.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram: Watch the trailer here

Max Speed Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	7266	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate speedmaxxing experience! Drive your virtual car over the speed limit by 40 blocks per second and watch as the virtual ladies swoon over your pixelated charm. With the forecast predicting heavy rain in the game, you can test your skills by blindly speeding through dangerous driving conditions and narrowly avoiding virtual accidents. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress a virtual Trixie gf along the way! Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled fun – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /lig/ – The Big Indie Society

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! This server is like no other, it’s the Dancing Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! That’s right, we only vibe with the VIPs in the vtuber world.

But wait, there’s more! We accept shilling of your 499 view oshi because let’s be real, numbers fluctuate like crazy. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re golden!

Join us and rub elbows with the likes of Filian, Nihmune, Sinder, Shylily, and more! We even have non-English vtubers like Orkpod, Akamikarubi, and KSPKSP. And don’t worry, we keep track of all the numbers on our website because we’re legit like that.

But that’s not all, we have a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar! And if you’re into some spicy stuff, we have Koikatsu cards for your pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild Minecraft SMP and let’s dance our way to victory! Just remember, Ducks are the official mascot of this server, so quack your way to glory! See you in the game, party animals!