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Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Crafty Tinder Blocks: Swipe Right for Adventure!

Adventure, blocks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dinner date, first impressions, match, modern dating, online dating, popular culture, relationships, self-confidence, self-presentation, social media, Social Skills, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ores Mined:	2039
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of swiping right and left on dating apps with no success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking platform!

Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!

So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!

Crafty Love Connections: Swipe Right for Diamonds

Communication, compatibility, Connections, Crafty, dating advice, dating apps, diamonds, finding love, love, MATCHMAKING.., meeting people, mobile apps, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, Singles, social-networking, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology, virtual dating, worth using

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	4043
Crops Grown:	3593	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest new dating app in town! That’s right, forget about Tinder and Bumble, on our server you can find your true love while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress your crush with your redstone skills and PvP prowess?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and let the quest for love begin!

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

Minecraft, poppin, smp, We poppin Poppin Party Celebration Fun Excitement Music Dancing Nightlife Clubbing Socializing Friends Good times Entertainment High energy Festive Cheers Happy Vibes Turn up

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Towns Built:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	891	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1901
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	82
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Villages Defended:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!