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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7716 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 181 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, we have epic battles with mobs that will make your heart race faster than a 20-year-old on a caffeine high.
We also have secret underground societies where players in their 40s gather to discuss the best ways to combat aging. Who needs anti-aging cream when you have enchanted potions?
So if you want to experience Minecraft like never before and learn the secrets of eternal youth (or at least how to survive a creeper explosion without breaking a hip), join our server today!