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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7268
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Votes:	9000	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	8547	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	263
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!