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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6547 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2451 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
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