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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7830 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
