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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6044 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4498 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
