mmog Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crops Grown:	8640

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	792
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1678	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	127	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Votes:	6870
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!